Pahaha. :)
No matter how many times I look @ this picture, I always laugh.
Thursday, 29 May 2008
Tuesday, 27 May 2008
Sunday, 25 May 2008
Inspirational?
Innovative babysitting in China;
Seriously, check out this place. It's awesome.
http://www.oneinchpunch.net
Seriously, check out this place. It's awesome.
http://www.oneinchpunch.net
Stranger Love?
Anyone who doesn't like JP stuff, I'm sorry but I found this funny and wanna share it XD - Gackt is a famous singer by the by;
"Gackt is asked what he would do if he ever met a stranger he fell in love with at first sight. He answers that he'd walk up to that person and kiss him/her right away. Tsukiyoshi asks Gackt to demonstrate and gets SHOCKED!! XD Look at his face, it's hilarious!"
And this;
"Gackt is asked what he would do if he ever met a stranger he fell in love with at first sight. He answers that he'd walk up to that person and kiss him/her right away. Tsukiyoshi asks Gackt to demonstrate and gets SHOCKED!! XD Look at his face, it's hilarious!"
And this;
Saturday, 24 May 2008
Thursday, 22 May 2008
Wednesday, 21 May 2008
Tuesday, 20 May 2008
Monday, 19 May 2008
Fire Exit
Don't you hate it when you're in a pub and the bartender tells you clear the fire exit?
It's the most stupid thing to say.
If you are flammable and have legs, you are NEVER blocking the fire exit.
It's the most stupid thing to say.
If you are flammable and have legs, you are NEVER blocking the fire exit.
Sunday, 18 May 2008
Saturday, 17 May 2008
Mario Music
This is insane and I love it;
Who cares if it is a retake from my own blog, I think it should be posted for everyone C:
(The songs played in it are from animes I believe).
Who cares if it is a retake from my own blog, I think it should be posted for everyone C:
(The songs played in it are from animes I believe).
Friday, 16 May 2008
Thursday, 15 May 2008
Wednesday, 14 May 2008
It gets to you...
Reading through maths formula book trying to find something which I thought wouldn't be in there and read "mensuration" as "menstruation".
Exams sure do mess up your common sense a tad more than it should be...
...
OMG IT'S A LION RUN AWAY
Exams sure do mess up your common sense a tad more than it should be...
...
OMG IT'S A LION RUN AWAY
NEWS FLASH
The wrinkles you get when you frown are called frinkles.
If we merged Lizzie and Jack we'd get a Lick.
*brainfart*
Jumbo... toys? Lucky nuts in your pants. Dude you just ate immortal rain, wtf?
If we merged Lizzie and Jack we'd get a Lick.
*brainfart*
Jumbo... toys? Lucky nuts in your pants. Dude you just ate immortal rain, wtf?
Tuesday, 13 May 2008
Monday, 12 May 2008
Sunday, 11 May 2008
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
Just wanted to scream that name downloaded most of his music today and he is amazing!
Saturday, 10 May 2008
Love
you how some people say passion is like being being shocked. and yes its true. when i meet an attractive girl i will taser her.
Triangle Cult
..............................STOP BEING SUCH A SQUARE AND JOIN THE TRIANGLE CULT..........
Norwegian Glacier
http://envisense.org/glacsweb/photos/briks-panos/index.html
Something I found within my favourites that is rather interesting to see what's happening with wonders of the earth such as this.
Something I found within my favourites that is rather interesting to see what's happening with wonders of the earth such as this.
Friday, 9 May 2008
oh dear
A young couple wanted to join the church, the pastor told them, 'We have a special requirement for new member couples. You must abstain from sex for one whole month.'
The couple agreed, but after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church. When the Pastor ushered them into his office, the wife was crying and the husband was obviously very depressed 'You are back so soon... Is there a problem?' the pastor inquired.'We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month.' The young man replied sadly. The pastor asked him what happened. 'Well, the first week was difficult... However, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain. However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, Prayer, reading from the Bible...anything to keep our minds off Carnal Thoughts. One afternoon my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and I just had my way with her right then and there. It was lustful, loud, passionate sex. It lasted for over an hour and when we were done we were both drenched in sweat,' admitted the man, shamefacedly. The pastor lowered his head and said sternly, 'You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church.' 'We know.' said the young man, hanging his head, 'We're not welcome at Homebase either.'
The couple agreed, but after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church. When the Pastor ushered them into his office, the wife was crying and the husband was obviously very depressed 'You are back so soon... Is there a problem?' the pastor inquired.'We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month.' The young man replied sadly. The pastor asked him what happened. 'Well, the first week was difficult... However, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain. However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, Prayer, reading from the Bible...anything to keep our minds off Carnal Thoughts. One afternoon my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and I just had my way with her right then and there. It was lustful, loud, passionate sex. It lasted for over an hour and when we were done we were both drenched in sweat,' admitted the man, shamefacedly. The pastor lowered his head and said sternly, 'You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church.' 'We know.' said the young man, hanging his head, 'We're not welcome at Homebase either.'
Thursday, 8 May 2008
mahusic
PARAMORE ARENT SPLITTING. just in case you havent heard already ^.^
and give it a name this year sounds good,
with 30 Seconds to Mars, Paramore and Avenged Sevenfold i think
that is all
and give it a name this year sounds good,
with 30 Seconds to Mars, Paramore and Avenged Sevenfold i think
that is all
Skip
I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.'
He said 'I'm not stopping you.'
He said 'I'm not stopping you.'
Wednesday, 7 May 2008
Original Lyrics
We be rollin', we gangsta
I can't think of any original lyrics
Of any original lyrics (x4)
We're rhyming 'bout hookers
And drugs and cars
On my wheels I have unnecessary chrome spinners
Can't think of original lyrics (x4)
I've got too much dough, I'm spendin'
I spent too much
And now I'm making friends with repo men
Can't think of original lyrics (x4)
That was basically a random creation me and talos as he is known on here created a random friday afternoon ago but if anyone else can think of more lyrics along these lines in a sort of mick-take-of-things-you-find-odd-or-stupid-that-rappers-rap-about-in-their-songs parody then comment if you feel like it
I can't think of any original lyrics
Of any original lyrics (x4)
We're rhyming 'bout hookers
And drugs and cars
On my wheels I have unnecessary chrome spinners
Can't think of original lyrics (x4)
I've got too much dough, I'm spendin'
I spent too much
And now I'm making friends with repo men
Can't think of original lyrics (x4)
That was basically a random creation me and talos as he is known on here created a random friday afternoon ago but if anyone else can think of more lyrics along these lines in a sort of mick-take-of-things-you-find-odd-or-stupid-that-rappers-rap-about-in-their-songs parody then comment if you feel like it
Itunes
hint in life itunes works if you scream at it a little the scale of abuse gets it to respond and work quicker the more abusive and loud the better but dont go too far and call its mother a fat arse then it just gets angry and starts deleeing files
Tuesday, 6 May 2008
Monday, 5 May 2008
composition 1 kinda (seeing as the first one is on me other blog ow who cares this is ok..)
well heres something rather funky.
i think you may like this so ill put it on the randomers sociaty.basicly im gonna put you in a situation. im gonna give you a complication and im gonna show you what i would do.and here comes the bit were you think i lost the jelly in my head;
everyone over the age of 20 just dissapeared. yep tld you it was wierd. there not coming back either. s'not good. well now anarchy has new meaning. motorways are filled with crashed cars, taps left running, planes falling, explosions and fire. and sociaties were people (teens) have no idea what to do. say hello to the real dark age, violence all around you. mid london is like a gangs play area. everyone fights to servive. suprisingly it looks as though no ones turned off the power, we still ahve the internet, phones, balgh. but only till theres no energy supling stuff. ill just say theres 20 days till it all goes kaput.and heres my story:
first shock obviously. then it would be. shit.. is this happening else were. id look round the streatthen thinkfuck im in crawley...so i'd contact peeps in crawley and come up with a meeting place, bring all your stuff blagh balgh.i'd contact peeps in horsham and disscuss a place were we can meet up. thewn i'd get some fucking weapons.. (im in crawley for gods sake). go weaponstore in town with dex and aden who live so close to me. pack up stuff with them, meet people in crawley and go to horsham. meet them. probs stay in horsham or somewere near it with like a farm and enough space, maybe collyers?discuss other matters, other people we know, will we contact them? i'd try and convince some of my friends from up north to get there arses down here and so forth. and then when everyones together i was thinking we cross the channel, go to the south of france and sail round the med/out round india to were ever we wanted to settle down. we would have to lern to sail boats but we would stick to the shore line. it would take for ever but we have all the time in the world. ti would be cool. sad that people have dissa[peared but cool. the one thing i would be worried about at first is defending my self. in a world were law has just dissapeared and everyoines trying to servive wouldn't you? then it would be about finding a place to settle down that isunt to dangerous, where we could grow food. fun fun fun.
it would be fun to make your own sociaty, just as it would be to travel round the world.the whole thing would be like another step into freedom. an escape from technology, alfter the 20 days or so. kinda cool really hehe. (lern how to make paints and paper)who knows? could be fun, could be horrible.but yeah in crawley i would be heading into town with a knife and a metal pole definitly... kinda sick really....
anyways respond how you like but yeah random like cornflakes wooooo!!!!!!!!
seeya
i think you may like this so ill put it on the randomers sociaty.basicly im gonna put you in a situation. im gonna give you a complication and im gonna show you what i would do.and here comes the bit were you think i lost the jelly in my head;
everyone over the age of 20 just dissapeared. yep tld you it was wierd. there not coming back either. s'not good. well now anarchy has new meaning. motorways are filled with crashed cars, taps left running, planes falling, explosions and fire. and sociaties were people (teens) have no idea what to do. say hello to the real dark age, violence all around you. mid london is like a gangs play area. everyone fights to servive. suprisingly it looks as though no ones turned off the power, we still ahve the internet, phones, balgh. but only till theres no energy supling stuff. ill just say theres 20 days till it all goes kaput.and heres my story:
first shock obviously. then it would be. shit.. is this happening else were. id look round the streatthen thinkfuck im in crawley...so i'd contact peeps in crawley and come up with a meeting place, bring all your stuff blagh balgh.i'd contact peeps in horsham and disscuss a place were we can meet up. thewn i'd get some fucking weapons.. (im in crawley for gods sake). go weaponstore in town with dex and aden who live so close to me. pack up stuff with them, meet people in crawley and go to horsham. meet them. probs stay in horsham or somewere near it with like a farm and enough space, maybe collyers?discuss other matters, other people we know, will we contact them? i'd try and convince some of my friends from up north to get there arses down here and so forth. and then when everyones together i was thinking we cross the channel, go to the south of france and sail round the med/out round india to were ever we wanted to settle down. we would have to lern to sail boats but we would stick to the shore line. it would take for ever but we have all the time in the world. ti would be cool. sad that people have dissa[peared but cool. the one thing i would be worried about at first is defending my self. in a world were law has just dissapeared and everyoines trying to servive wouldn't you? then it would be about finding a place to settle down that isunt to dangerous, where we could grow food. fun fun fun.
it would be fun to make your own sociaty, just as it would be to travel round the world.the whole thing would be like another step into freedom. an escape from technology, alfter the 20 days or so. kinda cool really hehe. (lern how to make paints and paper)who knows? could be fun, could be horrible.but yeah in crawley i would be heading into town with a knife and a metal pole definitly... kinda sick really....
anyways respond how you like but yeah random like cornflakes wooooo!!!!!!!!
seeya
Sunday, 4 May 2008
Saturday, 3 May 2008
Sabbath Day
Observe the Sabbath day to keep it holy
Keepin it holy means no snatching purses on sunday
Keepin it holy means no snatching purses on sunday
Eye Twitch
Lol, does anyone get those eye twitches where one eye lid flicker for a while and the only way to stop it is to either eat a bananana or to thwack the eye!!!?!?!?!?!
well i got it the other day at the cinema whilst watching step up 2 with nemo siting next me and i thwacked my eye and he looked at me weirdly LOL
now it happened today and i had to thwack it in town, and i knew i would get weird looks and u no what? someone came up 2 me and said u got a twitching eye lid? and i was bursting with laughter inside...i just nodded
xxx
well i got it the other day at the cinema whilst watching step up 2 with nemo siting next me and i thwacked my eye and he looked at me weirdly LOL
now it happened today and i had to thwack it in town, and i knew i would get weird looks and u no what? someone came up 2 me and said u got a twitching eye lid? and i was bursting with laughter inside...i just nodded
xxx
oooooh
Lookie lookie
Jeff is introducing a new game....
(lol who just thought of the game)
Its a game where by the other person doesn't know they are playing it, you must open up your msn,aim whatever conversation and only name things when you speak so your convo will go:
you: chicken nuggets,
them: wtf?
you: bras
them: byee
*block*
the task is to be blocked or them say stop playing kiddoraffer wow thats a cool name ^_^
you get points by the amount of replies you get
you can get into the leader board I will set up but in order to claim it you must copy and paste your conversation log *changing their name*
oh yeah use the tag kiddoraffer when submitting scores
have fun playing kiddoraffer
Jeff is introducing a new game....
(lol who just thought of the game)
Its a game where by the other person doesn't know they are playing it, you must open up your msn,aim whatever conversation and only name things when you speak so your convo will go:
you: chicken nuggets,
them: wtf?
you: bras
them: byee
*block*
the task is to be blocked or them say stop playing kiddoraffer wow thats a cool name ^_^
you get points by the amount of replies you get
you can get into the leader board I will set up but in order to claim it you must copy and paste your conversation log *changing their name*
oh yeah use the tag kiddoraffer when submitting scores
have fun playing kiddoraffer
tounge fart
how would one convey the fart noise made by your tounge spitting out of your mouth with words?
experiments:
1.
brbrbrbrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbbrppppppppppppppp
2.
wakaphuppppb
3.
phuppppb
4.
buxxxxxxxxsbgb
experiments:
1.
brbrbrbrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbbrppppppppppppppp
2.
wakaphuppppb
3.
phuppppb
4.
buxxxxxxxxsbgb
deep breath and curtain draw...
well hello im back, ignore the fowl post i originaly gave it was kaky i shouldnt have said something so pointless and un thought out. anyways REDEPTION WEEEEEEEEEE plop.
i baught some reggae today and its really good. and old. and then i looked at some other music i like. its old too. why dont i like alot of the modern stuff? i gess its cos im picky. my tastes in art forms follow the same pattern. i like some modern stuff but usually prefer stuff before my time.
simple answer
im young
duh.
woo found some lego
#legos# wow that should replace the verb #building#
i baught some reggae today and its really good. and old. and then i looked at some other music i like. its old too. why dont i like alot of the modern stuff? i gess its cos im picky. my tastes in art forms follow the same pattern. i like some modern stuff but usually prefer stuff before my time.
simple answer
im young
duh.
woo found some lego
#legos# wow that should replace the verb #building#
Friday, 2 May 2008
First post
Well Jeff invited me to join this lovely random..err..whatsit and if no-one has any objection (and please feel free to object!) I shall take him (her really =P) up on the invite!
Soo what to put in a first post? How about some random tip bits I have been writing this evening for publishing at an international camp I am reporting for this summer?
Why am i asking myself questions again? (<---I won't reply to this question as it's rhetorical :D)
Anyway...
1. Scouts, lost your wash bag? Don’t worry, you are on camp so won’t be needing it.
2. To achieve positive press on your unit; just ask a member of The Foggy View team, ‘What drink would you like me to buy you?’
3. Do not insult the WS PRESS team. We have the camp-wide media at our disposal, including the rumour mill and various cameras. We are a dangerous enemy, my friends.
4. Guides if the wait for a shower too much in the mornings, dress as a Scout and be free of those tedious queues!
5. Be kind to the environment! Don’t let Scouts air their tents.
6. Copies of The Foggy View newspaper can also be folded for use as sun hats and paper boats. Fact.
7. Taking shower gel to water fights is a good way to avoid showers.
8. Leaders, next time enjoy WS much more by leaving your units behind.
9. Cups of tea turn even the scariest leaders into ... well, less scary leaders.
10. Sightings of the rare ‘Guider Lizard’ are common at WS. They are most likely found outside the bar, chasing their favourite prey ‘guides’ or lounging in the sun.
11. Sunglasses are excellent portable mirrors.
12. Leaving the day’s socks outside of tents is a sure-fire barrier against insects of all varieties.
13. Camp food is never burnt. The black bits are just caramelised, don’t you know.
14. Do not confuse Bumblebees with visiting Brownies. Whilst both may sting, the later may not appreciate being swatted.
xxx
Soo what to put in a first post? How about some random tip bits I have been writing this evening for publishing at an international camp I am reporting for this summer?
Why am i asking myself questions again? (<---I won't reply to this question as it's rhetorical :D)
Anyway...
1. Scouts, lost your wash bag? Don’t worry, you are on camp so won’t be needing it.
2. To achieve positive press on your unit; just ask a member of The Foggy View team, ‘What drink would you like me to buy you?’
3. Do not insult the WS PRESS team. We have the camp-wide media at our disposal, including the rumour mill and various cameras. We are a dangerous enemy, my friends.
4. Guides if the wait for a shower too much in the mornings, dress as a Scout and be free of those tedious queues!
5. Be kind to the environment! Don’t let Scouts air their tents.
6. Copies of The Foggy View newspaper can also be folded for use as sun hats and paper boats. Fact.
7. Taking shower gel to water fights is a good way to avoid showers.
8. Leaders, next time enjoy WS much more by leaving your units behind.
9. Cups of tea turn even the scariest leaders into ... well, less scary leaders.
10. Sightings of the rare ‘Guider Lizard’ are common at WS. They are most likely found outside the bar, chasing their favourite prey ‘guides’ or lounging in the sun.
11. Sunglasses are excellent portable mirrors.
12. Leaving the day’s socks outside of tents is a sure-fire barrier against insects of all varieties.
13. Camp food is never burnt. The black bits are just caramelised, don’t you know.
14. Do not confuse Bumblebees with visiting Brownies. Whilst both may sting, the later may not appreciate being swatted.
xxx
Tragedy
Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small
two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.
Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and
expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night
two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.
Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and
expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night
Thursday, 1 May 2008
lol
Q: where do sheep get their hair cut?
A: The baa-bers!
the joke on the back of my tootie footies, even if I can't eat them.
A: The baa-bers!
the joke on the back of my tootie footies, even if I can't eat them.
YEAH YEAH BABAY!!!
*singing*
Your too sexy for your shirt,
Your too sexy yeah!!!!!!
All fellow randomers are sexy!!!!!
^_^
Your too sexy for your shirt,
Your too sexy yeah!!!!!!
All fellow randomers are sexy!!!!!
^_^
Good Day
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.
They left a little note on the windscreen; it said 'Parking Fine.'
So that was nice.
PS. Hiya to my fellow randomers. I'm new.
They left a little note on the windscreen; it said 'Parking Fine.'
So that was nice.
PS. Hiya to my fellow randomers. I'm new.
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