The randomer society

EEEEW FA... EEEEW

2008-11-05T21:16:00.002Z

**WARNING** do not watch this video if you have eaten anything in the last 2 hours

PURE GOLD!

2008-09-26T23:54:00.002+01:00

I cried with laughter then felt sorry for the guy then laughed again!

click here for mega laughing and pain.

2008-09-26T14:57:00.004+01:00

The Phelps you DIDnT see...

Snow Dalek

2008-09-25T21:05:00.001+01:00

Btw guys to show vids you click the 'more info' bit on the video page and then copy-paste the embed code into the edit html bit of the blogger post.

Obama Llama Duck

2008-09-25T19:19:00.000+01:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0KyB5ri7is

does not know how to add youtub vid to blog

2008-09-25T01:39:00.003+01:00

Fia, du bist ein weiser Hase.

Star bankers

2008-09-23T22:37:00.001+01:00

Cos bankers have nothing better to do with thier time with the credit crunch and all..

Ah memories...

2008-09-23T18:10:00.002+01:00

A short time ago on a hillclimb not far away I spent what was undoubtedly one of the best days of my life at the Festival of Speed with Fia and Steph.

Parts of that day which I remember fondly include the Honda site where they had the bean bag chairs which were great fun to leap into, posing next to the F1 liveried Honda lawnmower with my umbrella to give the impression I was about to fly away in a Mary Poppins fashion.

Also rather funny to have me being a twit and not figuring out where Steph and Fia were sitting in the supercar paddock. I was rushing about the place trying to take pictures of all the cars as they were being driven out for the hillclimb after I got a text from Fia saying "Think fast", I then got another one saying "Think faster" so I started thinking that perhaps she had gotten better pics than me or she was telling me all the cars were going. But being the twit I was I had forgotten to notice that Fia/Steph were nowhere to be seen and weren't awe-struck by the Veyrons on display. So then I started looking for them and stood by the Veyrons when I got a text from Fia saying "Look up =]", of course I took this literally and looked straight up at the clouds and was briefly confused until I was finally assured that they were sitting at the cafe all that time =].

Also twiddling the paper fans was fun too, every time I watch that video I took of Fia with her fan I always smile.

So yeah it was a great day to have spent with them and I wouldn't have had it any other way.

Sorry

2008-09-22T21:50:00.001+01:00

Scarf Im sorry but I am deleting your post named "resurection of the randomer society" for one simple reason in my rss reader I have it 300times it downloads every hour I have spoke to blogger about it and it is a fault on the post.

Memories coming soon....

Memorayyyy NOTE.

2008-09-22T21:39:00.003+01:00

Those are precious memories to me folks :3 feel privileged.

Memorayyyy.

2008-09-22T21:21:00.003+01:00

Man I love having notifications when blogs are updated. It's such a great thing to make life easy. *hugs Firefox*

Hrmm... memories. Let's start with a really really recent one. Like, 5 minutes ago sort of recent. Basically, after being drenched in rain from walking doggums with Imi I got home and talked with mum and then went to my room. What did I see? Two icky icky spiders at the top of my curtains. I inspected further and found that one had actually made a spiderweb. So I get two tissues and SQUISH the one on the web first. That was okay until I made sure it was dead by squishing further. The sound and sensation was HORRIBLE... because it went "pop". Literally. Ewwwwww. I then did the same with the other but thankfully that one didn't go pop... gross. But I tried to get it and it ran away and I thought it fell on my head so I dropped the tissues with the dead spider in and was like AHHH and stood up on chair. Then I saw it hanging on a thread and was like "AHA YOU'RE DOOMED NOW" and they're both now resting in tissue-y wall-e peace in my bin (:

Wonderful eh? Memory though. Hrm. What don't people already know of - getting double takes of stories can get annoying even if I remember more bits of it and so some stuff is new. Dude I seriously still cant feel my big toe. Is that bad? *pokes it* You can tell I have too much time on my hands and also don't care much about myself... I really should a little more atleast... Fudge DaftManiacs blog for tomorrow!!!

Anyway. OH wow! I remember as a little kid... I'm not entirely sure where in the country I lived at the time. It was either Sherwood area or Leicester, I think it was the former, but basically I was with some kids group thing I believe and this one day we got to go out to a theme park. I was really small though at the time so the memories are hazy but at the theme park I remember going on this one ride, a banana-boat ish one which is the big sailing ship that rocks backwards and forwards and I hated the sensation you got and wanted off. I really felt totally faint and crap afterwards and people wanted to go on it again so I just waited by the entrance. Also, at that day I remember going into this haunted house place where you all went into this one room and the floor was wooden and when it all started the lights flashed on but to a hazy sort of flickering level and smoke came out up of the floor and stuff then there was this painting on the wall and it was sort of holographic and it started talking and shiz and basically... it scared me to no end and I hated that to bits too. I cant remember if I went through the whole thing or forced whoever was with me out.

I also have a funny memory from that trip too. Whilst we were in the toilets having a sorta bathroom break on a trip sorta moment, I think the toilets were either mixed gender or kids didn't give a damn but whilst seeing if the toilets were free I recall pushing the doors and then one opening and I saw a boy and it was just one of those "oopsie... *walk away*... *lol*" moments XD.

Wow who thought I'd recall that up! I also have vague memories of being somewhere else on a trip and wanting to buy this toy bow and arrow from a store. This blog is gonna live folks (:

Thanks Nemo~

xxx

sooooo...

2008-09-22T21:10:00.002+01:00

Tilgate was pretty fun, was it not?

i was thinking... what if we could all have a huuuuge pillow fight, i do love a good pillow fight, yes i do... or rent out a bouncy castle! that would be so cooool! i remeber when i was a yound lad i was in my backgarden, back in good ol' brighton and i noticed alot of noise coming from the next doors garden and i jumped and looked over the fence and what did i see? A BOUNCY CASTLE! and my neighbor noticed me jumping up and down from the other side of the fence and asked me i fi wanted to join the other kids on the bouncy castle, well i wasted no time and ran through the back gate and into the bouncy castle, it was huuuuuuge and i bounced so high i went flying off and landed in a soft bush lol. those were the good old days... *sigh*

anyone else got any old memories or funny things that might of happened to you?

tell us all in a new post! lets get this random blog back on its feet! i wanna see each and everyone of you to post at least one memory!

bye for now! =D

Bwarkles

2008-09-21T20:51:00.002+01:00

You know... I think this place dies because people cant be bothered as they have their own blogs and shizzle as well as the fact that we usually just post pictures and stuff. Plus then because noone posts noone bothers to come back and check on it when someone does so yarr.

Phweedle de dee.
Being a pirate is all that you need!

Go hug Terry. :3

Last try to revive

2008-09-20T19:33:00.001+01:00

Say cheeeeeeze...

Ode to a dead blog...

2008-09-19T21:34:00.001+01:00

PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERYYY!!!! - the randomer society

Clogged pipes Me Lord?

2008-09-02T16:18:00.003+01:00

Did the pipes get clogged when God tried to drain the remains of the great flood?

Randomer RESURRECTED !!

2008-08-31T01:22:00.002+01:00

POKÉMON

2008-08-30T14:44:00.001+01:00

Why So Serious???

2008-08-30T11:04:00.002+01:00

Taking the piss

2008-08-27T00:57:00.002+01:00

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words

NERDISM

2008-08-04T21:17:00.003+01:00

Are you a nerd?

Do you feel the need to release your inner nerd?

Do you often feel frustrated at the lack of opportinities to release your inner nerd?

WELL FEEL FRUSTRATED NO MORE!!

(hehe that sounds funny)

Me n Scarf were talking and decided that we should have some meet-ups with people and all nerd-out a bit, like do randoms like Pokemon n anime n shiz. T'would be awesome n social and fun and YAY!!

If anyones interested or knows anyone who'd be interested then leave a comment or summut, and we can try to arrange something :D

Dead Much?

2008-08-02T00:23:00.001+01:00

In the time span that this place has fallen silent a mountain really could've been made out of a mole hill. Either that or I need sleep.

I vote both.

Quote from VLR Podcast

2008-06-16T22:10:00.001+01:00

'have you ever dropped your trousers and said pokeballs are go?'

o_O II

2008-06-06T17:47:00.000+01:00

Why kida shouldn't play pokemon...

2008-06-06T09:20:00.001+01:00

I thought Pikachu was a boy! XD
xxx

Facebook

2008-06-03T20:38:00.002+01:00

A Slap In The Facebook - Watch more free videos

Thats why facebook sucks.

Who wants me to poke them in the middle of the night? lol

Pringles

2008-06-01T22:23:00.002+01:00

"The inventor of the Pringles can, Dr. Fredric J. Baur, had an odd request regarding the treatment of his final remains. Well, odd for anyone but the inventor of the Pringles can, that is.
Like any proud inventor, Baur requested that his ashes be buried with his 38-year-old creation when he died. Correction: He requested they be placed inside the invention. When Baur passed on May 4, his family obliged, putting some of the ashes in a Pringles can, and the rest in a traditional urn"

Quoteage link

He is a serious legend and has inspired me If I ever design a prolific icon I want to be buried in it, I just feel a bit sorry for the designer of the I-pod nano...

JAR OF DIRT

2008-06-01T19:24:00.001+01:00

After the not-so-happy but maybe stupidly-funny video of the crashes.

Here's this to either
a) brighten up your day
or
b) annoy the crap outta you

8D

101 Dalma- CRASHES.

2008-06-01T19:11:00.001+01:00

Albeit not 101.

In keeping with the theme of me getting into a debt of $8 million on PS2 burnout game and me browsing through old youtube favourites;

99th

2008-06-01T17:33:00.001+01:00

ooooookay

2008-06-01T04:42:00.000+01:00

LOL. :)

2008-05-29T22:49:00.004+01:00

Pahaha. :)

No matter how many times I look @ this picture, I always laugh.

Someone's hungry...

2008-05-29T21:56:00.001+01:00

HP

2008-05-29T03:41:00.003+01:00

o_O

2008-05-27T18:15:00.000+01:00

i make a funny

2008-05-27T17:56:00.001+01:00

I got bored...

2008-05-25T19:34:00.003+01:00

... and so I thought I'd contribute:

:) have good days.

xxx

Inspirational?

2008-05-25T11:53:00.003+01:00

Innovative babysitting in China;

Seriously, check out this place. It's awesome.
http://www.oneinchpunch.net

Stranger Love?

2008-05-25T00:23:00.002+01:00

Anyone who doesn't like JP stuff, I'm sorry but I found this funny and wanna share it XD - Gackt is a famous singer by the by;

"Gackt is asked what he would do if he ever met a stranger he fell in love with at first sight. He answers that he'd walk up to that person and kiss him/her right away. Tsukiyoshi asks Gackt to demonstrate and gets SHOCKED!! XD Look at his face, it's hilarious!"

And this;

GASP!

2008-05-24T23:52:00.002+01:00

all hope is lost... :(

2008-05-24T23:50:00.000+01:00

A Scarf once said to me...

2008-05-22T20:53:00.002+01:00

"The person who truly has nothing to hide walks around naked"

No shiz Sherlock

2008-05-22T20:03:00.001+01:00

PANIIIIIC

2008-05-21T18:00:00.001+01:00

EVERYBODY PANIC!!! It's just like the Titanic but it's full of kittens!!

How not to answer a question III

2008-05-20T15:55:00.003+01:00

How not to answer a Maths paper... Mrk II

2008-05-20T15:45:00.001+01:00

You heard it here second.

How not to answer a Maths paper...

2008-05-20T13:35:00.004+01:00

You heard it here first

Fire Exit

2008-05-19T01:09:00.001+01:00

Don't you hate it when you're in a pub and the bartender tells you clear the fire exit?
It's the most stupid thing to say.
If you are flammable and have legs, you are NEVER blocking the fire exit.

What would you do?

2008-05-18T20:16:00.003+01:00

GorillaPod

2008-05-18T16:06:00.001+01:00

I read it as GodzillaPod, but it's still damn cool;

Click here.

Mario Music

2008-05-17T11:37:00.001+01:00

This is insane and I love it;

Who cares if it is a retake from my own blog, I think it should be posted for everyone C:

(The songs played in it are from animes I believe).

Melt Youuuuuu Mrk II

2008-05-16T18:49:00.002+01:00

Oooooh

2008-05-15T22:47:00.001+01:00

Isn't it prettyyyy... <3>

Im hungry

2008-05-15T22:06:00.000+01:00

cue evil laugh

2008-05-14T20:47:00.001+01:00

Just a few words for everyone today...

THE

GAME!

*evil laugh*

It gets to you...

2008-05-14T20:39:00.003+01:00

Reading through maths formula book trying to find something which I thought wouldn't be in there and read "mensuration" as "menstruation".

Exams sure do mess up your common sense a tad more than it should be...

...

OMG IT'S A LION RUN AWAY

NEWS FLASH

2008-05-14T17:57:00.002+01:00

The wrinkles you get when you frown are called frinkles.

If we merged Lizzie and Jack we'd get a Lick.

*brainfart*
Jumbo... toys? Lucky nuts in your pants. Dude you just ate immortal rain, wtf?

ipoop

2008-05-13T22:53:00.000+01:00

just to be annoying and ruin nemo's bunny fun

Melt Youuuu.

2008-05-13T10:12:00.001+01:00

*aww*

Graaahhahahaaaa!!! D:<

2008-05-12T21:21:00.003+01:00

SCARF TOLD ME THIS WAS POST 69 SO I MUST HONOUR IT...

I see it

2008-05-12T16:55:00.001+01:00

:(

2008-05-12T05:16:00.001+01:00

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE

2008-05-11T20:33:00.000+01:00

Just wanted to scream that name downloaded most of his music today and he is amazing!

Love

2008-05-10T23:31:00.002+01:00

you how some people say passion is like being being shocked. and yes its true. when i meet an attractive girl i will taser her.

The things we do for cheeeeese... (mission impossible tune plays)

2008-05-10T22:47:00.003+01:00

Triangle Cult

2008-05-10T22:21:00.003+01:00

..............................STOP BEING SUCH A SQUARE AND JOIN THE TRIANGLE CULT..........

Weather Forecasters

2008-05-10T21:30:00.005+01:00

10th Dimension

2008-05-10T18:10:00.001+01:00

http://www.tenthdimension.com/medialinks.php

Old but quite cool C:

Norwegian Glacier

2008-05-10T18:07:00.002+01:00

http://envisense.org/glacsweb/photos/briks-panos/index.html

Something I found within my favourites that is rather interesting to see what's happening with wonders of the earth such as this.

oh dear

2008-05-09T19:32:00.000+01:00

A young couple wanted to join the church, the pastor told them, 'We have a special requirement for new member couples. You must abstain from sex for one whole month.'

The couple agreed, but after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church. When the Pastor ushered them into his office, the wife was crying and the husband was obviously very depressed 'You are back so soon... Is there a problem?' the pastor inquired.'We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month.' The young man replied sadly. The pastor asked him what happened. 'Well, the first week was difficult... However, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain. However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, Prayer, reading from the Bible...anything to keep our minds off Carnal Thoughts. One afternoon my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and I just had my way with her right then and there. It was lustful, loud, passionate sex. It lasted for over an hour and when we were done we were both drenched in sweat,' admitted the man, shamefacedly. The pastor lowered his head and said sternly, 'You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church.' 'We know.' said the young man, hanging his head, 'We're not welcome at Homebase either.'

WTF

2008-05-09T01:35:00.001+01:00

mahusic

2008-05-08T21:36:00.002+01:00

PARAMORE ARENT SPLITTING. just in case you havent heard already ^.^
and give it a name this year sounds good,
with 30 Seconds to Mars, Paramore and Avenged Sevenfold i think

that is all

Skip

2008-05-08T16:07:00.001+01:00

I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.'

He said 'I'm not stopping you.'

Original Lyrics

2008-05-07T20:21:00.002+01:00

We be rollin', we gangsta
I can't think of any original lyrics
Of any original lyrics (x4)

We're rhyming 'bout hookers
And drugs and cars
On my wheels I have unnecessary chrome spinners
Can't think of original lyrics (x4)

I've got too much dough, I'm spendin'
I spent too much
And now I'm making friends with repo men
Can't think of original lyrics (x4)

That was basically a random creation me and talos as he is known on here created a random friday afternoon ago but if anyone else can think of more lyrics along these lines in a sort of mick-take-of-things-you-find-odd-or-stupid-that-rappers-rap-about-in-their-songs parody then comment if you feel like it

Itunes

2008-05-07T17:54:00.001+01:00

hint in life itunes works if you scream at it a little the scale of abuse gets it to respond and work quicker the more abusive and loud the better but dont go too far and call its mother a fat arse then it just gets angry and starts deleeing files

RICE!

2008-05-07T11:38:00.004+01:00

Free Rice!

GIVE PEOPLE FREE RICE!

after 5 odd minutes playing I have donated 780 grains of rice to The un

play it, I want to aim to get 1million by the end of the month, so I will be adding it to my person blog each time I do some with a score thing down the side

oooh link

No shit sherlock...

2008-05-06T22:42:00.002+01:00

Outstanding

2008-05-06T20:42:00.001+01:00

Nemo Boredomness...

2008-05-05T19:34:00.001+01:00

♫ dum diddi dum dum dah diddi doo ♪.. yup thas my random thing for the day...

composition 1 kinda (seeing as the first one is on me other blog ow who cares this is ok..)

2008-05-05T18:47:00.002+01:00

well heres something rather funky.
i think you may like this so ill put it on the randomers sociaty.basicly im gonna put you in a situation. im gonna give you a complication and im gonna show you what i would do.and here comes the bit were you think i lost the jelly in my head;

everyone over the age of 20 just dissapeared. yep tld you it was wierd. there not coming back either. s'not good. well now anarchy has new meaning. motorways are filled with crashed cars, taps left running, planes falling, explosions and fire. and sociaties were people (teens) have no idea what to do. say hello to the real dark age, violence all around you. mid london is like a gangs play area. everyone fights to servive. suprisingly it looks as though no ones turned off the power, we still ahve the internet, phones, balgh. but only till theres no energy supling stuff. ill just say theres 20 days till it all goes kaput.and heres my story:

first shock obviously. then it would be. shit.. is this happening else were. id look round the streatthen thinkfuck im in crawley...so i'd contact peeps in crawley and come up with a meeting place, bring all your stuff blagh balgh.i'd contact peeps in horsham and disscuss a place were we can meet up. thewn i'd get some fucking weapons.. (im in crawley for gods sake). go weaponstore in town with dex and aden who live so close to me. pack up stuff with them, meet people in crawley and go to horsham. meet them. probs stay in horsham or somewere near it with like a farm and enough space, maybe collyers?discuss other matters, other people we know, will we contact them? i'd try and convince some of my friends from up north to get there arses down here and so forth. and then when everyones together i was thinking we cross the channel, go to the south of france and sail round the med/out round india to were ever we wanted to settle down. we would have to lern to sail boats but we would stick to the shore line. it would take for ever but we have all the time in the world. ti would be cool. sad that people have dissa[peared but cool. the one thing i would be worried about at first is defending my self. in a world were law has just dissapeared and everyoines trying to servive wouldn't you? then it would be about finding a place to settle down that isunt to dangerous, where we could grow food. fun fun fun.

it would be fun to make your own sociaty, just as it would be to travel round the world.the whole thing would be like another step into freedom. an escape from technology, alfter the 20 days or so. kinda cool really hehe. (lern how to make paints and paper)who knows? could be fun, could be horrible.but yeah in crawley i would be heading into town with a knife and a metal pole definitly... kinda sick really....

anyways respond how you like but yeah random like cornflakes wooooo!!!!!!!!

seeya

Remember kids...

2008-05-04T21:11:00.003+01:00

Remember kids... Always practice safe sex.

Sabbath Day

2008-05-03T23:28:00.002+01:00

Observe the Sabbath day to keep it holy
Keepin it holy means no snatching purses on sunday

Eye Twitch

2008-05-03T22:14:00.003+01:00

Lol, does anyone get those eye twitches where one eye lid flicker for a while and the only way to stop it is to either eat a bananana or to thwack the eye!!!?!?!?!?!

well i got it the other day at the cinema whilst watching step up 2 with nemo siting next me and i thwacked my eye and he looked at me weirdly LOL

now it happened today and i had to thwack it in town, and i knew i would get weird looks and u no what? someone came up 2 me and said u got a twitching eye lid? and i was bursting with laughter inside...i just nodded
xxx

oooooh

2008-05-03T22:09:00.002+01:00

Lookie lookie

Jeff is introducing a new game....
(lol who just thought of the game)

Its a game where by the other person doesn't know they are playing it, you must open up your msn,aim whatever conversation and only name things when you speak so your convo will go:

you: chicken nuggets,
them: wtf?
you: bras
them: byee
*block*

the task is to be blocked or them say stop playing kiddoraffer wow thats a cool name ^_^
you get points by the amount of replies you get
you can get into the leader board I will set up but in order to claim it you must copy and paste your conversation log *changing their name*
oh yeah use the tag kiddoraffer when submitting scores
have fun playing kiddoraffer

tounge fart

2008-05-03T21:55:00.004+01:00

how would one convey the fart noise made by your tounge spitting out of your mouth with words?

experiments:

1.
brbrbrbrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbbrppppppppppppppp

2.
wakaphuppppb

3.
phuppppb

4.
buxxxxxxxxsbgb

deep breath and curtain draw...

2008-05-03T20:28:00.004+01:00

well hello im back, ignore the fowl post i originaly gave it was kaky i shouldnt have said something so pointless and un thought out. anyways REDEPTION WEEEEEEEEEE plop.

i baught some reggae today and its really good. and old. and then i looked at some other music i like. its old too. why dont i like alot of the modern stuff? i gess its cos im picky. my tastes in art forms follow the same pattern. i like some modern stuff but usually prefer stuff before my time.
simple answer

im young
duh.

woo found some lego

#legos# wow that should replace the verb #building#

First post

2008-05-02T22:19:00.003+01:00

Well Jeff invited me to join this lovely random..err..whatsit and if no-one has any objection (and please feel free to object!) I shall take him (her really =P) up on the invite!

Soo what to put in a first post? How about some random tip bits I have been writing this evening for publishing at an international camp I am reporting for this summer?

Why am i asking myself questions again? (<---I won't reply to this question as it's rhetorical :D)

Anyway...

1. Scouts, lost your wash bag? Don’t worry, you are on camp so won’t be needing it.
2. To achieve positive press on your unit; just ask a member of The Foggy View team, ‘What drink would you like me to buy you?’
3. Do not insult the WS PRESS team. We have the camp-wide media at our disposal, including the rumour mill and various cameras. We are a dangerous enemy, my friends.
4. Guides if the wait for a shower too much in the mornings, dress as a Scout and be free of those tedious queues!
5. Be kind to the environment! Don’t let Scouts air their tents.
6. Copies of The Foggy View newspaper can also be folded for use as sun hats and paper boats. Fact.
7. Taking shower gel to water fights is a good way to avoid showers.
8. Leaders, next time enjoy WS much more by leaving your units behind.
9. Cups of tea turn even the scariest leaders into ... well, less scary leaders.
10. Sightings of the rare ‘Guider Lizard’ are common at WS. They are most likely found outside the bar, chasing their favourite prey ‘guides’ or lounging in the sun.
11. Sunglasses are excellent portable mirrors.
12. Leaving the day’s socks outside of tents is a sure-fire barrier against insects of all varieties.
13. Camp food is never burnt. The black bits are just caramelised, don’t you know.
14. Do not confuse Bumblebees with visiting Brownies. Whilst both may sting, the later may not appreciate being swatted.

xxx

Tragedy

2008-05-02T05:48:00.000+01:00

Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small
two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.

Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and

expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night

Let's Dance!

2008-05-01T16:09:00.001+01:00

*"sings"*

Let's dance put on your red shoes
And dance the blues

lol

2008-05-01T14:05:00.004+01:00

Q: where do sheep get their hair cut?

A: The baa-bers!

the joke on the back of my tootie footies, even if I can't eat them.

YEAH YEAH BABAY!!!

2008-05-01T12:24:00.003+01:00

*singing*

Your too sexy for your shirt,
Your too sexy yeah!!!!!!

All fellow randomers are sexy!!!!!
^_^

Good Day

2008-05-01T02:09:00.004+01:00

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.
They left a little note on the windscreen; it said 'Parking Fine.'

So that was nice.

PS. Hiya to my fellow randomers. I'm new.

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2008-04-30T22:05:00.002+01:00

You biatches all just lost the game..

simply because some clever sod...no names mentioned *cough* dex! *cough* decided to make me lose the game.. so i thought id kindly let you all join me, isnt it great!!

im off to bed, thank gawd for lie in tomorow!!
night ^.^
xxx

randomicital glory

2008-04-30T21:47:00.003+01:00

I do love how random this blog has become.. again it hath returned to its randimicital (yush new creation) glory

Thank youuu *hugs newcomer(s)* trust me to forget how many people there are any more. Blame Marghrita Mortimer..my hatred for that spanish teacher has clouded my brains and turned all intelligable follicules to mush

yay for mush <3
xxx

1 in 5

2008-04-30T20:01:00.004+01:00

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5
people in my family, so it must be one of them.

It's either my mum or my dad.
Or my older brother Colin.
Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.

But I think it's Colin.

CHALLENGE!!!

2008-04-30T19:27:00.006+01:00

YAAAY,

Im not sure who will do this but meh challenge to do when you are bored...

Write me a story about several types of made up animals, you must describe the animals and make them interact with eachother, for this you may add the tag Randimal like the one in my tag

By the way if you would like to become a member of this blog email me at: invisible.jeff@googlemail.com

Spaghettification

2008-04-30T19:22:00.003+01:00

Yes that is a word. Wikify it.

I am rather bored.
Waiting for stuff, I bet I am forgetting things I need for Iceland.

I have to do physics and chemistry work on the trip! How sucky is that?

Sucky like spaghetti.

Also, those who take the game seriously, watch out for when I am carrying my black rucksack...

Meow.

Guess where this is from...

2008-04-30T19:06:00.002+01:00

"You have selected regicide, if you can name the king or queen being murdered, press 1"

My coursework

2008-04-30T19:00:00.002+01:00

"I choose to develop three into perspective final ideas, mostly I choose theses Ideas, mostly I chose these ideas for the reasoning that they best suited the design brief "

Phone answering machine

2008-04-30T15:20:00.002+01:00

'...If you want to buy marijuana.............press the hash key...'