Wednesday, 30 April 2008

*blank*

You biatches all just lost the game..

simply because some clever sod...no names mentioned *cough* dex! *cough* decided to make me lose the game.. so i thought id kindly let you all join me, isnt it great!!

im off to bed, thank gawd for lie in tomorow!!
night ^.^
xxx

randomicital glory

I do love how random this blog has become.. again it hath returned to its randimicital (yush new creation) glory

Thank youuu *hugs newcomer(s)* trust me to forget how many people there are any more. Blame Marghrita Mortimer..my hatred for that spanish teacher has clouded my brains and turned all intelligable follicules to mush

yay for mush <3
xxx

1 in 5

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5
people in my family, so it must be one of them.

It's either my mum or my dad.
Or my older brother Colin.
Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.

But I think it's Colin.

CHALLENGE!!!

YAAAY,

Im not sure who will do this but meh challenge to do when you are bored...

Write me a story about several types of made up animals, you must describe the animals and make them interact with eachother, for this you may add the tag Randimal like the one in my tag

By the way if you would like to become a member of this blog email me at: invisible.jeff@googlemail.com

Spaghettification

Yes that is a word. Wikify it.

I am rather bored.
Waiting for stuff, I bet I am forgetting things I need for Iceland.

I have to do physics and chemistry work on the trip! How sucky is that?

Sucky like spaghetti.

Also, those who take the game seriously, watch out for when I am carrying my black rucksack...

Meow.

Guess where this is from...

"You have selected regicide, if you can name the king or queen being murdered, press 1"

My coursework

"I choose to develop three into perspective final ideas, mostly I choose theses Ideas, mostly I chose these ideas for the reasoning that they best suited the design brief "

Phone answering machine

'...If you want to buy marijuana.............press the hash key...'

Update

Today I have added some other people to this blog and made a few people admin status

I ask two things to new people and one to the old people.

New people: Just fill this with random fun

Old and New people: Umm for the labels just use your name as you can see this means we can do the thingy to the right over there -->

happy blogging ^_^

elephants

Two elephants walk off a cliff...... boom boom!

Tuesday, 29 April 2008

We're Doomed

Gir says: "YAY WE'RE DOOMED!"

The world is turning into one that slowly revolves around the game by the looks of it.

And you just lost it. Again.

READ IT

YOU HAVE JUST LOST THE GAME

^_^

God I'm evil

Sunday, 27 April 2008

Apologies if reading this makes you lose the game =]

The inspiration of 'The Game' (in my opinion):

The White Bear Phenomenon is a demonstration of the difficulty people have in suppressing a thought — by trying not to think of something, we find we continually think it. The term originated with Fyodor Dostoevsky in this quote from Winter notes on summer impressions: “Try to pose for yourself this task: not to think of a polar bear, and you will see that the cursed thing will come to mind every minute.”

The White Bear Phenomenon is commonly applied in thought suppression tasks in experimental psychology. Social psychologist Daniel Wegner and his colleagues first studied thought suppression in a laboratory setting in 1987 by instructing participants to avoid all thoughts of a white bear. The typical finding in such experiments is that suppressing thoughts of a white bear is mentally taxing (resulting in ego depletion), and that thought suppression attempts often result in the ironic process of engaging in and obsessing about the very thought that is being suppressed. The implications for these findings have since been applied to clinical settings where thought suppression is quite common (e.g., trying not to think of one's problems).

Tuesday, 15 April 2008

Nemo's Guide To Hyperness

Hyperness, also known as hyper, hypsie and plain out idiotic hyper active, can be triggered using the following methods (each one has been tested by me):
  • energy drinks
  • Just being with crazy friends
  • eating lots of sugar
  • more energy drinks...
  • waking up (for people like me)
  • Coffee
  • orange juice
Hyperness has many effect such as:
  • running around in circles
  • giving anyone huge hugs
  • jumping on people
  • climbing anything in plain view
  • jumping off anything in plain view
  • talk quite fast or load
  • hands shaking - too many energy drinks
  • more running around
  • saying completly random things
  • doing random things
  • playing football with mobil phone
  • wrestling the nearest person
If there are any more please do write them in a comment to this blog and i shall test it before adding it on to the guide...

Nemo's guides shall continue in the near future...

Saturday, 12 April 2008

Smile...

...Makes people wonder what you're up to!

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*main part of entry*

Dreams are free therapy. Consult your inner Freud. ~Grey Livingston

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Not bored, honest xD.

Sunday, 6 April 2008

Random Laws

No idea if these really ARE true but I'm bored so enjoy a random law from each US state and some other countries (if you check out the website http://www.dumblaws.com/):

Alabama - Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
Alaska - It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Arizona - Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
Arkansas - Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
California - Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
Colorado - One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.
Connecticut - In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
Delaware - “R” rated movies shall not be shown at drive-in theaters.
Florida - If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. && Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Georgia - Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs. (What is with donkeys?!)
Hawaii - Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.
Idaho - You may not fish on a camel’s back.
Illinois - The English language is not to be spoken. (???)
Indiana - The value of Pi is 3.
Iowa - A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
Kansas - Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
Louisiana - It is illegal to gargle in public places.
Maine - You may not step out of a plane in flight.
Maryland - Thistles may not grow in one’s yard.
Massachusetts - No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
Michigan - It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber.
Minnesota - A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
Mississippi - It is illegal to teach others what polygamy is.
Missouri - It is not illegal to speed.
Montana - It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
Nebraska - It is illegal to go whale fishing.
Nevada - It’s still “legal” to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.
New Hampshire - It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.
New Jersey - You may not slurp your soup.
New Mexico - Idiots may not vote.
New York - The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
North Carolina - Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.
North Dakota - Beer and pretzels can’t be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
Ohio - It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
Oklahoma - It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.
Oregon - Babies may not be carried on the running boards of a car.
Pennsylvania - You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
Rhode Island - No one may bite off another's leg.
South Carolina - Horses may not be kept in bathtubs. (People like their bathtubs in the US...)
South Dakota - It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
Tennessee - Driving is not to be done while asleep.
Texas - It is illegal to sell one's eye.
Utah - No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.
Vermont - At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole. (LOL!)
Virginia - It is illegal to tickle women.
Washington - It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.
West Virginia - Whistling underwater is prohibited.
Wisconsin - State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese.
Wyoming - You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.

Friday, 4 April 2008

Polychrome

The sky is blue,
The grass is green,
The world is full of things,
Most I have never seen.

The trees are brown,
And the ground is grey,
This is the path I walk down,
I walk it every day.

Every now and then,
I see a rainbow in the air,
When I gaze I'll remember when,
the time I saw colours everywhere.

Some will see it black,
Others will see it white,
Maybe some are undecided,
Too busy working for their plight.

And for those who may not find colour again,
Just imagine when you can and you'll find bliss there and then.

Thursday, 3 April 2008

Ingredients

Eat Zazu.

My mum always used to say that whenever I moaned I was bored... she probably would if I moaned at her now but I generally try to find something to preoccupy myself.
Bored or hungry I think.
I think it was more hungry, now that I ponder it more.

Zazu is cool.

He has a lovely bunch of coconuts.

Bra

pink fluffy

slightly oversized

Old grannies

yeah random add more :P