Sunday, 6 April 2008

Random Laws

No idea if these really ARE true but I'm bored so enjoy a random law from each US state and some other countries (if you check out the website http://www.dumblaws.com/):

Alabama - Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
Alaska - It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Arizona - Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
Arkansas - Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
California - Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
Colorado - One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.
Connecticut - In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
Delaware - “R” rated movies shall not be shown at drive-in theaters.
Florida - If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. && Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Georgia - Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs. (What is with donkeys?!)
Hawaii - Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.
Idaho - You may not fish on a camel’s back.
Illinois - The English language is not to be spoken. (???)
Indiana - The value of Pi is 3.
Iowa - A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
Kansas - Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
Louisiana - It is illegal to gargle in public places.
Maine - You may not step out of a plane in flight.
Maryland - Thistles may not grow in one’s yard.
Massachusetts - No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
Michigan - It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber.
Minnesota - A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
Mississippi - It is illegal to teach others what polygamy is.
Missouri - It is not illegal to speed.
Montana - It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
Nebraska - It is illegal to go whale fishing.
Nevada - It’s still “legal” to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.
New Hampshire - It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.
New Jersey - You may not slurp your soup.
New Mexico - Idiots may not vote.
New York - The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
North Carolina - Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.
North Dakota - Beer and pretzels can’t be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
Ohio - It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
Oklahoma - It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.
Oregon - Babies may not be carried on the running boards of a car.
Pennsylvania - You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
Rhode Island - No one may bite off another's leg.
South Carolina - Horses may not be kept in bathtubs. (People like their bathtubs in the US...)
South Dakota - It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
Tennessee - Driving is not to be done while asleep.
Texas - It is illegal to sell one's eye.
Utah - No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.
Vermont - At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole. (LOL!)
Virginia - It is illegal to tickle women.
Washington - It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.
West Virginia - Whistling underwater is prohibited.
Wisconsin - State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese.
Wyoming - You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.

2 comments:

Jeff said...

lol that made me giggle

Tamusz said...

Good thing that there is no more death penalty in New York. *goes and jumps off a building* :P