Wednesday, 26 March 2008
First post, random quote
A wise man learns from his mistakes, but a wiser man learns from the mistakes of others.
Tuesday, 25 March 2008
loving insults
dexter is a man whore man whore man whore dexter is a man whore BUT at least he's not a bore dexter like men men men men men men dexter likes men men (err..) men men men? dexter is a nutter nutter nutter dexter is a nutter eating pea...nut.....BUTTER!!
steff likes cats cats cats cats cats steff likes cats She covers them in fat steff likes pink bras pink bras pink bras steff likes pink bras shes wears them on the outside steff is a slut slut slut steff is slut that takes it up the butt!
dex likes bikes dex likes bikes see how he rides see how he rides rings the bell to warn the kids gets carried away and then he skids (marks) dex likes bikes dex likes bikes
steff likes sex steff likes sex see how she screams see how she screams makes alot of noise and wakes her parents with the boy next door
steff likes sex steff likes sex if you go down to the woods today ur sure of a big surprise if you go down to the woods today you wont believe your eyes for dex is there without a care having it off with jack dex moans and groans (from the sound of it jack has broke his back)
one two steff has a poo three four steff is sore five six steff licks dicks seven eight steff makes them straight nine ten steff had it then evelen twelve force a delve thirteen fourteen no time for courting fifteen sixteen shel do it in the kitchen seventeen eighteen shes really panting nineteen twenty hes all empty
steff likes cats cats cats cats cats steff likes cats She covers them in fat steff likes pink bras pink bras pink bras steff likes pink bras shes wears them on the outside steff is a slut slut slut steff is slut that takes it up the butt!
dex likes bikes dex likes bikes see how he rides see how he rides rings the bell to warn the kids gets carried away and then he skids (marks) dex likes bikes dex likes bikes
steff likes sex steff likes sex see how she screams see how she screams makes alot of noise and wakes her parents with the boy next door
steff likes sex steff likes sex if you go down to the woods today ur sure of a big surprise if you go down to the woods today you wont believe your eyes for dex is there without a care having it off with jack dex moans and groans (from the sound of it jack has broke his back)
one two steff has a poo three four steff is sore five six steff licks dicks seven eight steff makes them straight nine ten steff had it then evelen twelve force a delve thirteen fourteen no time for courting fifteen sixteen shel do it in the kitchen seventeen eighteen shes really panting nineteen twenty hes all empty
Inevitable
Isuzu posted an awesome song, from the Full Monty I think? Anyway, I really love these lyrics and the song so I just wanted to post them... and here we are C:
And cardboard boxes took us miles from what we would miss
Schoolyard conversations taken to heart
And laughter took the place of everything we knew we were not
I wanna break every clock
The hands of time could never move again
We could stay in this moment (stay in this moment)
For the rest of our lives
Is it over now hey, hey, is it over now
I wanna be your last, first kiss
That you'll ever have
I wanna be your last, first kiss
Amazing how life turns out the way that it does
We end up hurting the worst, the only ones we really love
I wanna break every clock
The hands of time could never move again
We could stay in this moment (stay in this moment)
For the rest of our lives
Is it over now hey, hey, is it over now
I wanna be your last, first kiss
That you'll ever have
I wanna be your last, first kiss
Is it over now hey, hey, is it over now
Is it over how hey, hey, it's not over now
I wanna be your last, first kiss
That you'll ever have (that you'll ever have)
I wanna be your last, first love (that you'll ever have)
Till you're lying here beside me with arms and eyes open wide
I wanna be your last, first kiss for all time
ANBERLIN LYRICS
"Inevitable"
Do you remember when we were just kidsAnd cardboard boxes took us miles from what we would miss
Schoolyard conversations taken to heart
And laughter took the place of everything we knew we were not
I wanna break every clock
The hands of time could never move again
We could stay in this moment (stay in this moment)
For the rest of our lives
Is it over now hey, hey, is it over now
I wanna be your last, first kiss
That you'll ever have
I wanna be your last, first kiss
Amazing how life turns out the way that it does
We end up hurting the worst, the only ones we really love
I wanna break every clock
The hands of time could never move again
We could stay in this moment (stay in this moment)
For the rest of our lives
Is it over now hey, hey, is it over now
I wanna be your last, first kiss
That you'll ever have
I wanna be your last, first kiss
Is it over now hey, hey, is it over now
Is it over how hey, hey, it's not over now
I wanna be your last, first kiss
That you'll ever have (that you'll ever have)
I wanna be your last, first love (that you'll ever have)
Till you're lying here beside me with arms and eyes open wide
I wanna be your last, first kiss for all time
Monday, 24 March 2008
Possibly the best song in the world
(No idea where this song is from, found it on a Kingdom Hearts parody video on YouTube ages ago. Decided to share it with the world)
Lets find a rock ;D
I mean a big-ass rock
Or maybe something like a cinder block
is better?
I'll hoist it up
And drop it on your face
My buddy ;D
And just before the lights go out
You'll see my smile
And you'll know you've got a friend
(With a rock)
Who cares ^^
Wise words people. Wise words...
Lets find a rock ;D
I mean a big-ass rock
Or maybe something like a cinder block
is better?
I'll hoist it up
And drop it on your face
My buddy ;D
And just before the lights go out
You'll see my smile
And you'll know you've got a friend
(With a rock)
Who cares ^^
Wise words people. Wise words...
WARNING!
DO NOT GO TO GOOGLE AND
TYPE 2 GIRLS ONE CUP
nearly throw up and then think its a good idea to
click
4 Girls fingerpaint
its not a good idea and has now put me off food for the rest of my life!!!!
TYPE 2 GIRLS ONE CUP
nearly throw up and then think its a good idea to
click
4 Girls fingerpaint
its not a good idea and has now put me off food for the rest of my life!!!!
Sunday, 23 March 2008
Camels & Peni...
Brought to you by Nemo and yours truely.
A story where each of us writes a sentence, taking it in turns.
I began.
It was the day after yesterday and a camel had fallen down a well and got stuck.
So it tried calling for help, but no-one replyed.
Eventually, the water levels started to rise too... and the camel began to panic.
In its last cry of hope it tried to drink the water that was slowely rising.
Gradually the camel became fat and bloated and as it could drink no more it floated to the surface of the well.
But as it reached the top the camal became wedged right at the top of the well.
Out of the blue a little kid walked past and threw a dart at the camel...
As soon as the dart hit the camal, it exploded...
This made the kid laugh wanting more, and thinking there was more, the kid jumped into the well...
Where he became stuck and found nothing but the camals penis.
Over time, the kid got wet and bored thanks to the well, and so began to play with the penis...
As he played, he put the penis in his mouth and sucked it, suddenly there was a flash and a genie appeaerd.
This genie was odd as he had a penis stuck to his forehead.
The genie told her that she had 3 wishes, but for every wish she had to suck the penis on his forhead.
Being the innocent child that she was, she wished for a horse and so sucked the genie's head penis.
But what the genie had forgot to mention was that all three wishes would be twisted sexuly.
However, as this was the first wish it was a special case so the genie gave the girl a horse that looked like a unicorn but with a penis in place of the horn.
The girl was starting to feel cramped within the well so wished for a way to come out of the well.
The genie thusly twisted the phrase and gave the girl a penis.
Which shortly exploded and filled the well with cum, the girl rising with it.
Now out of the well, the genie spoke, "You have one last wish m'dear..."
The girl looked at the well and decided on her last wish, 'i wish for more camals to blow up'.
So she sucked the genie's penis and poof suddenly camels appeared, but it was all too normal...
She looked at the genie and asked, 'so wats the catch' the genie replyed 'heres your camals, start blowing'.
Suddenly Jeff walked past................................
THE END
A story where each of us writes a sentence, taking it in turns.
I began.
It was the day after yesterday and a camel had fallen down a well and got stuck.
So it tried calling for help, but no-one replyed.
Eventually, the water levels started to rise too... and the camel began to panic.
In its last cry of hope it tried to drink the water that was slowely rising.
Gradually the camel became fat and bloated and as it could drink no more it floated to the surface of the well.
But as it reached the top the camal became wedged right at the top of the well.
Out of the blue a little kid walked past and threw a dart at the camel...
As soon as the dart hit the camal, it exploded...
This made the kid laugh wanting more, and thinking there was more, the kid jumped into the well...
Where he became stuck and found nothing but the camals penis.
Over time, the kid got wet and bored thanks to the well, and so began to play with the penis...
As he played, he put the penis in his mouth and sucked it, suddenly there was a flash and a genie appeaerd.
This genie was odd as he had a penis stuck to his forehead.
The genie told her that she had 3 wishes, but for every wish she had to suck the penis on his forhead.
Being the innocent child that she was, she wished for a horse and so sucked the genie's head penis.
But what the genie had forgot to mention was that all three wishes would be twisted sexuly.
However, as this was the first wish it was a special case so the genie gave the girl a horse that looked like a unicorn but with a penis in place of the horn.
The girl was starting to feel cramped within the well so wished for a way to come out of the well.
The genie thusly twisted the phrase and gave the girl a penis.
Which shortly exploded and filled the well with cum, the girl rising with it.
Now out of the well, the genie spoke, "You have one last wish m'dear..."
The girl looked at the well and decided on her last wish, 'i wish for more camals to blow up'.
So she sucked the genie's penis and poof suddenly camels appeared, but it was all too normal...
She looked at the genie and asked, 'so wats the catch' the genie replyed 'heres your camals, start blowing'.
Suddenly Jeff walked past................................
THE END
Tuesday, 18 March 2008
Funny f1
Just had an absolutely amazing evening
Racing f1 cars by crashing them into each other
it surprisingly works very well and I came 2nd in the championship 20points adrift of mr shumacher
Fritz came 5th some bit below the guy infront.....
BUT WE WHERE BOTH MCLARENS!!!
AND CAME SECOND BY 113 POINTS!!
WTF!!!!
was very fun and she was very late home.....
Oh i did write this yesterday and posting it today but..
Im cheating and editing the post time...
Racing f1 cars by crashing them into each other
it surprisingly works very well and I came 2nd in the championship 20points adrift of mr shumacher
Fritz came 5th some bit below the guy infront.....
BUT WE WHERE BOTH MCLARENS!!!
AND CAME SECOND BY 113 POINTS!!
WTF!!!!
was very fun and she was very late home.....
Oh i did write this yesterday and posting it today but..
Im cheating and editing the post time...
Monday, 17 March 2008
Sunday, 16 March 2008
For The Twisted
"I really need to change the order of my Pokémon, Gavin comes out first."
"The wild Onyx used tackle against Gavin!"
"Gavin used astonish!"
(Gavin... you're a Zubat by the way...)
(I told Isuzu to name it after you...)
(IT... "IT"... That's called Bidoof...)
(Have fun Gavin...)
"Don't turn off the power."
(Gavin, these are all quotes from Steph...)
[Note from Isuzu: In fairness 3 of those were quotes from the game itself...]
(Still your game missus...)
"What kind of monsters do you have in your pockets?"
"Gavin grew to Lv. 9!"
...Might edit later.
"The wild Onyx used tackle against Gavin!"
"Gavin used astonish!"
(Gavin... you're a Zubat by the way...)
(I told Isuzu to name it after you...)
(IT... "IT"... That's called Bidoof...)
(Have fun Gavin...)
"Don't turn off the power."
(Gavin, these are all quotes from Steph...)
[Note from Isuzu: In fairness 3 of those were quotes from the game itself...]
(Still your game missus...)
"What kind of monsters do you have in your pockets?"
"Gavin grew to Lv. 9!"
...Might edit later.
Saturday, 15 March 2008
Inspiration Hits From the Touch Of Lovers (*)
That title is from a song i swear.. or i made it up lol either way it's awesomeee
Everyone seems angry or sad in some way here.. so have some quotes off the top of my head to cheer you up ^_^
Today you are you....
and you should be happy and love yourself for being you...
because there is no one else alive now or forever more that will be or is youer than you
Things suddenly get put in perspective for no reason at all, so embrace life, love and longing and give up or give in on anything that has the ability to hurt you.
Anything that is worth waiting for, wait for
Anyone thats worth loving, love
and anything thats worth living for....live for
Life is too short to blend in, so don't sit back... stand out and have fun for no one can take that from you
It isn't worth worrying about if you can see the solution ...
nor is it worth thinking about if you already know whats going to happen no matter what
Never cry...it sucks and i will have to glomp until i make you laugh again
Love you guyss :) xxx
Friday, 14 March 2008
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Random, no?
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Me putting laptop keys back on :'D!
Random, no?
Thursday, 13 March 2008
Star
Bend over backwards
To move yourself forwards
Here and there, around the people of the world
As the stars above you spin around
And time moves seamlessly away
The white moon in the sky
Tells you a story, that you're not alone
To let your heart out and cry to the stars
For they'll light up your soul
Capture you, give you wings
So, close your eyes, sleep in your dreams
Hold out your hands, it's not what it seems
Keep out your hand as you walk
So someday someone can reach for it
Put your head up high, see all that's around
As the leaves fall, as the flowers bloom
And the year's seasons flicker past
The white moon in the sky
Tells you a story, that you're not alone
To let your heart out and cry to the stars
For they'll light up your soul
Capture you, give you wings
Let you dream
So, close your eyes, sleep in your dreams
Hold out your hands, it's not what it seems
~
I wait till the day
That you are there
In that blanket of stars
Feeling the light and the warmth
And the chill of the night
---
XD. Yeah. I started writing and then nabbed a phrase that I made up yeaaaars ago, and shoved it in there, even though I also made a poem around it before. But I like this one more.
AND I WANTED TO POST HERE SO NYA.
I was also going to rant about something but... I kinda forgot about what it was :/
To move yourself forwards
Here and there, around the people of the world
As the stars above you spin around
And time moves seamlessly away
The white moon in the sky
Tells you a story, that you're not alone
To let your heart out and cry to the stars
For they'll light up your soul
Capture you, give you wings
So, close your eyes, sleep in your dreams
Hold out your hands, it's not what it seems
Keep out your hand as you walk
So someday someone can reach for it
Put your head up high, see all that's around
As the leaves fall, as the flowers bloom
And the year's seasons flicker past
The white moon in the sky
Tells you a story, that you're not alone
To let your heart out and cry to the stars
For they'll light up your soul
Capture you, give you wings
Let you dream
So, close your eyes, sleep in your dreams
Hold out your hands, it's not what it seems
~
I wait till the day
That you are there
In that blanket of stars
Feeling the light and the warmth
And the chill of the night
---
XD. Yeah. I started writing and then nabbed a phrase that I made up yeaaaars ago, and shoved it in there, even though I also made a poem around it before. But I like this one more.
AND I WANTED TO POST HERE SO NYA.
I was also going to rant about something but... I kinda forgot about what it was :/
Toaster
I want to be a toaster with wings,
I want to be a toaster with legs,
I want to be a toaster with a tail,
I want to be toaster with eyes.
I want to be a toaster that can fly,
I want to be a toaster that can walk,
I want to be a toaster that can swim,
I want to be a toaster that can see.
I want to be a happy toaster.
Wednesday, 12 March 2008
Lets start things off... my rant..
ellooo, im Nemo and this is my first blog..yay!
i thought i'd start things off with a rant - My day
today has been a real headache due to:
1) nightmares
2) lack of sleep
3) parents evening
so the first thing - nightmares. not rele nighmares but more like nightmare, the same nightmare over and over again, everytime i sleep. I dont really want to say what its about..why?..cuz i sed so :P!
the second thing lack of sleep. This is mostly due to number 1 but also because i keep falling off my bed at the end of every nightmare, the last time i fell i landed on my arm twice grrr. i keep falling asleep everywhere i go now...annoying! especially when i want to be all hyper...and can't!
Finaly the third thingy ma jiggy - Parents evening. My systems and control teacher decided to tell my mum a few stupid lies, like' he hasnt been coming in for afterschool so that he can make his design' WHAT!?! iv been staying behind for the last three days!! havnt u noticed the asian kid in the corner working his ass off!! And now my mum thinks im not gonna get into university so shes become a little strict - have to do three hours of work a day... like im gonna do that!?
ok well thas my first and last rant over...
i got a question - why are flamingos pink? why pink? why not red or blue or green?!
thats gonna be my question of the week.. yh!
stupid flamingos...
i thought i'd start things off with a rant - My day
today has been a real headache due to:
1) nightmares
2) lack of sleep
3) parents evening
so the first thing - nightmares. not rele nighmares but more like nightmare, the same nightmare over and over again, everytime i sleep. I dont really want to say what its about..why?..cuz i sed so :P!
the second thing lack of sleep. This is mostly due to number 1 but also because i keep falling off my bed at the end of every nightmare, the last time i fell i landed on my arm twice grrr. i keep falling asleep everywhere i go now...annoying! especially when i want to be all hyper...and can't!
Finaly the third thingy ma jiggy - Parents evening. My systems and control teacher decided to tell my mum a few stupid lies, like' he hasnt been coming in for afterschool so that he can make his design' WHAT!?! iv been staying behind for the last three days!! havnt u noticed the asian kid in the corner working his ass off!! And now my mum thinks im not gonna get into university so shes become a little strict - have to do three hours of work a day... like im gonna do that!?
ok well thas my first and last rant over...
i got a question - why are flamingos pink? why pink? why not red or blue or green?!
thats gonna be my question of the week.. yh!
stupid flamingos...
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