Sunday, 23 March 2008

Camels & Peni...

Brought to you by Nemo and yours truely.
A story where each of us writes a sentence, taking it in turns.
I began.


It was the day after yesterday and a camel had fallen down a well and got stuck.

So it tried calling for help, but no-one replyed.
Eventually, the water levels started to rise too... and the camel began to panic.
In its last cry of hope it tried to drink the water that was slowely rising.
Gradually the camel became fat and bloated and as it could drink no more it floated to the surface of the well.
But as it reached the top the camal became wedged right at the top of the well.
Out of the blue a little kid walked past and threw a dart at the camel...
As soon as the dart hit the camal, it exploded...
This made the kid laugh wanting more, and thinking there was more, the kid jumped into the well...
Where he became stuck and found nothing but the camals penis.
Over time, the kid got wet and bored thanks to the well, and so began to play with the penis...
As he played, he put the penis in his mouth and sucked it, suddenly there was a flash and a genie appeaerd.
This genie was odd as he had a penis stuck to his forehead.
The genie told her that she had 3 wishes, but for every wish she had to suck the penis on his forhead.
Being the innocent child that she was, she wished for a horse and so sucked the genie's head penis.
But what the genie had forgot to mention was that all three wishes would be twisted sexuly.
However, as this was the first wish it was a special case so the genie gave the girl a horse that looked like a unicorn but with a penis in place of the horn.
The girl was starting to feel cramped within the well so wished for a way to come out of the well.
The genie thusly twisted the phrase and gave the girl a penis.
Which shortly exploded and filled the well with cum, the girl rising with it.
Now out of the well, the genie spoke, "You have one last wish m'dear..."
The girl looked at the well and decided on her last wish, 'i wish for more camals to blow up'.
So she sucked the genie's penis and poof suddenly camels appeared, but it was all too normal...
She looked at the genie and asked, 'so wats the catch' the genie replyed 'heres your camals, start blowing'.
Suddenly Jeff walked past................................

THE END

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